Combustible Lemons

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

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consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.

And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.

THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.

Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.

Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 

The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.

I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

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nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.

Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.

The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

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hungrylikethewolfie:

whasian-rice:

Book for Dummies

I LOST ALL OF MY SHIT.

Looks like a few people didn’t read all the way to the end.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

221tea:

#if you listen closely you can hear Tony snapping in a z formation

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do (x)

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keepcalmandthunderfrost:

cosmiccrow:

agentmlovestacos:

Avengers Babies art by Gurihiru.

A-Babies Vs. X-Babies will be the ultimate.

Guys, the lowercase “a” on Caps head!

Thor you ok?

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hungrylikethewolfie:

inthenameofsanity:

fuckyeahlokicosplay:

I don’t usually add commentary to my reblogs, but this may be the most adorable thing I have seen. 

THIS COSPLAY IS MY ACTUAL FAVORITE

MY HEART

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radiophile:

thewizardandoswin:

Oh, and btw, the commentary revealed that Robert Downey Jr. improvised all three of the following:

1. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
2. “It’s a terrible… privilege.”
3. The whole shawarma shpeel. That’s right, he was just supposed to ramble about…

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I’m sorry. That was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

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